Beach Body Butter Ball: The Revolution Starts Here

Disclaimer: This now makes absolutely no sense as I am back in England and the prospect of a bikini is basically non existent. Ps: Hot dogs or legs? A massive conundrum when backpacking or really in life in general; the beach bod. Now, I have never been a gym bunny goer, a lover of exercise […]

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Pig Ribs

I have this part of my body that is only akin to a roast dinner with pork belly. Its all skin and podge, and it sits neatly under my bra and above my little round untoned┬ábelly; like awning for a patio. I can grab it in a crab claw hand and shake it with humour, […]

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